I never got a Valantine, I know it sounds absurd.
I never sent a Velantine, I couldn’t spell the word.
But lady luck was good to me, I don’t deserve my fate.
She overlooked my ignorance and sent to me my mate.
She cooks, she cleans, my every wish is taken care, I tell.
So here’s to you my Vallentine, if only I could spell.
-Doug Garrett