(I wrote this poem in 1999 in honour of Jim Fleming, who worked at Parentspreview.com)
Across the wide expanse of space, in some exotic webpage space,
A lonely figure “cuts and pastes,” appealing to our higher tastes.
As we enjoy the endless sight of previewed pictures on movie night,
Do we stop to think of him whose back is bent and eyes are dim?
Each week we check his website page for wisdom from this wizened sage.
May his chilly, bony finger always on the key board linger.
All hail to him who Rod appointed, who never us hath disappointed.
Forever may the news contain these words: “Jim Fleming strikes again.”
-Doug Garrett